Microsoft….
So I’m getting to the next machine in the review queue, charge it, then start it up, just to get nagged by Windows to activate the OS. Would I like to do that online, right now? Huh? Huh? I didn’t think that was going to be possible since the machine didn’t know the password to my WiFi network yet. But Windows wanted to try anyway and so I let it. Of course, it didn’t get anywhere.
So then I am in Windows 7, but there’s this nasty message at the bottom right that says, “This copy of Windows is not genuine.” Well, that’s bad news as the machine is a prototype from a well-respected rugged computing manufacturer.
I let Windows get access to my WiFi and tried the activation again. No go. I get a ominous message that says “You may be a victim of software counterfeiting.” Oh, oh. So I accepted the option to “Go online and resolve now.”
Well, Windows then said that “Windows validation detected and repaired an activation exploit (used to prevent Windows Vista built-in licensing from operating properly)” and that I had to activate Windows in order to “complete the repair process and be able to use the full functionality of Windows Vista.”
Dang, and there I thought I was on Windows 7 on this brand-spanking new machine.
Windows offered: “Not to worry, we can help you with that.”
The help consisted of offering me to buy genuine Windows, the professional version for just US$149.
Now, first, I wasn’t on Windows Vista. Second, I didn’t have a non-genuine version of Windows. And third, I most certainly wasn’t going to pay $149 to upgrade my brand-new Windows 7 to Windows 7.
So I rebooted, and then rebooted again. Now Windows decided that my software was genuine and just wanted to activate it. And this time it worked.
Go figure. And go figure how Microsoft can be in business.